Mid[day] Terms

I'm riding on a spiritual vehicle
holding a green bag.
My crossed legs fall asleep,
so I play footsies with Rita.
It's all a unique and wonderful puzzle:
that of creating less connections
so I can see more reality.
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I am a water-saving hero.
I have basic thingness.
It's in the folds, you know?
Do you know?
"I know. I know. Shut up."
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We've got to get him to church on time.
He's a case:
a briefcase.
a nutcase.
a basketcase.
a bookcase.
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Cat pee.
Did I step on your foot?
Orange pee.
One suck. Two suck.
I've just gotta cough my way through your paper.
But you have a right to change your party
by using submission wrestling.
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I got so disoriented by this class,
but she's got a pretty good beat on her students.
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Two fish are one.
They're different from Johnny Bravo though,
without a prominent chin: no, it's a recessed one.
Maybe it's me,
but maybe it's August 3, 2009.
What does that mean to you?
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I'm a strawberry girl:
:granola.
:yogurt.
:fields.
The golf pencils are far
from the backrow of hostility.
The golf pencils are closer
to the west side of hostility.
It really exists.
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I have errors in my thinking:
Inuit-->Intuit.
It's magical,all these trinkets and toys.
I'm 3 1/2 pages, single-spaced.
I hope the spirit world smiles on my endeavors.